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amateur-1314:

lagondole:

Okurie by Yosuke Tan

WELP

THAT QUICKLY TURNED INTO SOMETHING HORRIFYING

(Source: from89, via ma-ballin)

— 3 weeks ago with 138255 notes

tyurzak:

leannecswizzle:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OMGGGG

WAT DID I JUST WATCH

(Source: youngrapunzels)

— 3 weeks ago with 204378 notes
#this is beautiful  #this is too funny 

territorialcreep:

dicksp8jr:

voyagesofabookworm:

fartgallery:

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if this picture of me gets 14 million notes ill do a thing

the amount of notes is actually kind of scary though

we dont even know what the thing will be

or if this guy was serious in the first place

we just want to find out I guess?

this was made 11 hours ago how

im

what did he do to manufacture those notes im so confused

just fuckin reblog it so he can do the thing and i can sleep at night

(via tyurzak)

— 3 weeks ago with 14457030 notes
#haha!  #Well do the thing then 

katrynzerina:

If you’re so unhappy with the person in your relationship and you want to blow up every time they can’t cater to your needy ass, then LEAVE THE FUCKING RELATIONSHIP. It’s so sad how females think they NEED a man and NEED him to dote on every single little fucking thing for them. You’re grown, you got two hands, you got two legs - Open your own car door, walk your ass to your own front door, and be a fucking BOSS LADY. Don’t blow up your social networks with all the problems you have with your man. It’s making YOU look dumb, desperate, and pathetic. Not him. And if you do have THAT many issues, you need to unsubscribe because that is just RIDICULOUS. Learn that you have worth and putting yourself through the motions every single fucking day is not “riding for your man”. It’s putting yourself through some kind of made up hell because you have your own commitment, trust, and relationship issues that you need to figure out. You can be hard to get, but don’t try to be complicated to deal with.

To continue what I was saying. I Thought you were going on about some female who was complaining about how their partner isn’t satisfying them in bed. Like the words, “you’re gown, you got two hands”, I thought you were about to say something on embracing Masturbation. 

BAHAHAHA!!! you know… it’s because I am just so sex positive~

— 3 weeks ago with 12 notes
#Hey Ka-Choo-Choo  #BAHAHA!!!  #Gets me everytime!  #Talking about Ka-Choo-Choo  #Mastubation is good for you  #truth fact  #sex positivity 
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